My daughter and I are fans of short, dumb jokes.
Maybe some of you know some really good (bad?) ones you can share.
Let’s keep it clean, though.
Here’s a few examples:
Why do cows have horns? So they can ‘steer’.
Why don’t elephants ride tricycles? They don’t have a thumb to ring the little bell.
Why’d the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.
Here is one from my childhood:
What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?
Udder desctruction
What do you call a cow with no legs? -Ground beef
What do you call a cow with two legs? -Lean beef
How do you catch a unique rabbit? -Unique up on it!
How do you catch a tame rabbit? - THE TAME WAY!
How come you never know before a Pterodactyl goes to the bathroom on you? - Because the P is silent!
Just a few I learned from my 7 yr old cousin. =P
I did my part. 
How do you tell a blind man in a nudist colony?
It ain’t hard.
A blind man walks by a fish market and says “Good morning ladies!”
Ok i’m done…
My wife LOVED that one. thanks.
what do you call a cow who can’t swim? Drowned Beef
Kinda need to be 40 or above for this one…
Ever see “Old Yeller 2” ?
At the end they shoot 2 dogs.
(It’s okay… no one ever really laughs. I’ll excuse myself from this thread now.)
What has 4 legs, green fur and will kill you if it jumps you from above? A pool table.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool? Bob.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming in a hot tub? Stu.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch? Matt.
Okay, I’ll see myself out.
Man who run infront of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
And
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
man this made me laugh more then it should have!
“Just once, I would like someone to call me ‘sir’ without adding ‘you’re making a scene’ on the end.”
“So an Irishman walks out of a bar… No, really, it can happen!”
“What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.”
What do you call a hungry train?
A chew chew.
“Spiders are the only web developers happy to find bugs.”
Some weird jokes from my country:
Three grandmas are sitting in the dark, the fourth comes and turns the light on.
Two leaves are walking by the street. One turns around and the other flies away.
A blonde jumps on the floor and misses
Two papers are walking by the street. The wind blows away one paper and the other one tears itself in laugh
How to put an elephant in the fridge in 3 turns? 1. open the fridge, 2. put elephant in, 3. close the fridge
–How to put a giraffe in the fridge in 4 turns? 1. open the fridge, 2. take the elephant out, 3. put the giraffe in, 4.close the fridge
What is green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just kidding about the wheels.
Loved this One!!!