How many politicians does it take to replace a light bulb? Two. One to assure the public that everything that can be done is being done while the other screws the light bulb into the water faucet.
Now to add to a man with no arms and no legs…
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the grill?.. Frank
And what do you call his wife?.. Patti
and just to keep it coming. What do you call a deer with no eyes?.. No eyeDeer
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?.. Still No eyeDeer
Why can’t bicycles stand up on their own?
…They’re two tired.